Thursday, September 8, 2011

THR33 MAN

Three men were hiking through a forest...  

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... when they came upon a large, raging, violent river.  

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Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
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'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' 

Poof!!!  
 
God gave him big arms and strong legs...  
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and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.  
 
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:  
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'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.'  
 
Poof!!!    
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...
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... and he was able to row across in about an hour, after almost capsizing once.  
 
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:  
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'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.'  
 
Poof!!!  
 
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!  
 
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...

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... and walked across the bridge.  
 
Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!  
 
GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH, AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT! 



 
Jorganizer Hamdani
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hope 4 the best n prepare 4 the worst
knowing is nothing without applying

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